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GHOUL
02:37
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the beat is sicker than the blood in your stool
the way it repeats can trick ya like a stuttering fool
uttering butter king jewels
his mudda been cool
schooled her how to wash away the crud in the drool pool
made his chrome dome glisten
at first he couldn't tell she had a chromosome missin'
kept a spare somewhere
in these underwear, he swear
it helped her get the gum out her hair
they need to get they thumb out they rears
and show some skills the one time they come out in years
instead of dumbin' out in fears of they own shadow
in a game that swell 'em up to dead 'em like cattle
take your rattle and skedaddle
before you get a whippin' with the pen and pad paddle
ghouls, got 'em modeling gear
he came with more rhymes than molecules in air
ghouls, got 'em modeling gear
he came with more rhymes than molecules in air
ghouls, got 'em modeling gear
he came with more rhymes than molecules in air
the track was like a thorn in his back
as for the rhymes, i'll give y'all fair warnin', it's crack
whoever start to smokin', come back
quit or catch a heart attack up in some bum shack
sharper than a thumb tack
his body was a temple made of chemicals to the dimple
to him still it wasn't so simple
kept his right and left hand beefin'
one knockin' teeth in, the other one chiefin'
but first, this song'll make you wanna stomp ya ten toes
swooped up hooptie pinto off a pimp my whip
before they put the system in and had it all stripped
it ain't no need to trip
indeed he ripped scripts from here to jebip
get a grip, leave it a dag mess for beer
burnin' like a bag of schwag cess in the air
ghouls, got 'em modeling gear
he came with more rhymes than molecules in air
ghouls, got 'em modeling gear
he came with more rhymes than molecules in air
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VOMIT
02:00
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it's the beat, i hear it in my sleep sometimes
blare it in your jeep so your peeps can stare at them rhymes
real rhymes not your everyday hologram
even when ribs was touchin', never swallowed the ham
he'd rather eat a sand sandwich salad
it might need salt like your man's bland ballad
a lot of stuff happens that the news won't tell you's
blues on l juice, snooze, all hell loose
rake it, take it like the good, the bad, the ugly
break it, rollin' through ya hood in the caddy buggy
butter softly, leather flossy, fatty juggy
always threw me off when she told me, "daddy, funk me"
i'm like, "anywho's"
seeds walkin' all out in street with out any shoes
i guess it's better than some funky socks
you need to get her some skips before she catch the monkey pox
instead she wanna hear the beatbox
take pills and make fake krills as sheetrock
sing it, bring it, back to your laboratory
while he's in his oratory, glorious like a horror story
the mask is like jason
they told the place not to let the basket type case in
he could be some kind of wacko
waitin' for the chance to heat the pipes like a crack ho
he busted in, blessed be the lord
who believe any mess they read up on a message board
if so, i got bridges for the low low
same bitch a-go dry snitchin' to the popo
here, orange peel stogs for the whole tier
feel like i've been gone over a year, came home to old gear
it was the shit when i first scooped it
at least i get to sit out in new york and curse stupid
plead the fifth, sip wine stiffly
patiently come up and be spiffy in a jiffy
gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty
swift with the nine through a fifty nine fifty
well edumacated, he heard it when he meditated
in deep theta, let her hate the creep later
dedicated cheap skata who keeps data
say he stay self medicated to sleep later
side effects is similar to sugar pill
whoever go next on the mic he put a booger, ill
and made his exit on some calm shit
begged him on the regular for kegs of more vomit
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DETOX
01:40
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a modern day marvel, but terrible—better—horrible
when he grab the mic from son, he crushed up all his metacarpals
he said he ain't mean it—totally by accident
after the show, he didn't follow where y'all taxi went
will this be available on wax? ask max mill
they on the opposition to his ass-wack tax bill
but will it pass the senate? slum lord tenant
and super like 1-a, have a fun stay
one day, he plan to put in a runway
with enough land for his own projects and gun play
section 8 penthouse, maid look like faye dunaway
alotta y'all ass out like gay runaways
it's how they say "semi-risque"
all day everyday, give out emmy's the quick way
have the average mc say, "gimme a sick day!"
they really ain't got shit to say like timmy mcveigh
get a hunch, a real rag tag bunch
in school, he kept a doo-rag in his bag lunch
just to eat heads on some breakdance shit and spit
he writ this skit in sanskrit
if the pants fit, sport 'em, but rock 'em low
your man like rollo on the slow, can't knock it though
it's like the same hustle, bro, two knuckles glow
tucked-in le tigre—just let the name-buckle show
let the name-buckle show
good googly moogly—see that loogie?
yeah—but keep it on the d.l. hughley
you don't watch her, he might house her like doogie
just to cut her loosie like, *swoosh*—mitsurugi
gooey gum drops—who he got his style from?
—his pops—you gotta give the bum some props
ask ya sister—her beat box is more-thicker
doom that nigga detox with more liquor
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MONEY
03:07
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let he who is without sin cast the first stone
after you who's last, it's doom, he's the worst known
that'll have your boom blown or even thirst bone
rock it to a worst clone, just don't curse the throne
own his own microphone, bring it everywhere he go
so he can bring it to you live in stere-ere-o
pan it, can't understand it, ban it
the underhanded ranted, planned it and left him stranded
the best, any who profess will be remanded
yes sir, request permission to be candid? granted
i don't think we can handle a style so rancid
they flipped it like madlib, did a old jazz standard
i don't think we can handle a style so rancid
they flipped it like madlib, did a old jazz standard
don't mind me, i wrote this rhyme lightly
off of two or three heines, and boy was they fine, g
one black, one spanish, one chinese
it keeps the woody shiny year round like a pine tree
don't sign me i'm about to get a mil' without 'em
crowd him off the shelf, he's the villain, and what about him
so, and he's a jerk and you don't know him
mad how he expand work but won't show 'em
poor guys, what a sight for old, sore four-eyes
now hook me with two apple pies and a small fries
all rise, so far art as a ruble
so raw, break it down and make quadruple
it's crucial, you could see it in his pupil
and this time when he get it he'll waste it on somethin' useful
like getting juiced off a deuce-deuce of cokey
keep it low key, known to pull a okey-dokey
silly goose, doom is too jokey
damn he could really use a room or a hoe key
egads, he got enough styles to start three fads
true dat, she bad, i wonder do she come with kneepads
what a call, what a real butterball
either i get a strike or strike out, gutterball
rock it like gear for the fall
with knives inside pockets, prepare for the brawl
yeah y'all you could say its an earful
beware, do not touch mic, be careful
and just like he said, i coulda told ya
mf, the holder of a boulder, money folder
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WHIPS
02:24
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i could understand it
v the beat bandit who bring heat for the mic
unhand it!
whoever go after burn they hands and lips
a lot of rappers ran and abandoned they whips
it's just another day in the dunya
don't leave your girl around v he might swoon her
up under the window serenade her like a crooner
stay ahead of the game and cut her off sooner rather later
use her to gather data
scoop her in the butter soft moon roof navigator
or the land or the lex or the benz
116th by the hour from the africans
but they won't let you push 'em
one tried to get fly i almost had to mush him
if i wanted to rob him i would have wore a mask
hit him with the four, took the dough and tore ass
want not, waste not, front not
they didn't see him dip into the 50 cent blunt spot
v walked the town with space boots, space suits
fucked up cut but she still say his face cute
told the streets "what you staring at?"
the sewer cap opened up and said "why you wearing that?"
he said "oh you wanna snap, piss-face?
the way you be in everybody business is a disgrace!"
at the park gates "hark who goes there?"
"it's v, the mc who's nasty as nose hair"
"you may go"
he said "you should have been say so!"
tipped him in cash, an argentinian peso
"there you go my good man, buy something nice for the seed"
and please keep it moving twice the speed
consider that your fair warn
or else i'll bring it to ya express like airborne"
vaughn, drop a turd on the beat
and shout out that little bird from the word on the street
he write "vik" in a sick demented handstyle
and go bombing with a chick who whipped the rented van while
all he say is "you nuts"
he really had enough of poo putts and crew cuts
soup's on!
and i got a coupon
chinese restaurant asking for the grey poupon
he said "no! duck sauce, soy sauce!
and this ain't no burger king so you don't get no toy, boss"
oh-oh it's beer o'clock i think i'm sober
"how 'bout we think this over over a can of king cobra" (ok)
you ain't nicer than the lunatic sheister
aka the vikster, or the vikmeister
he wonders should he get a baldie
or keep his edge up, v-shaped like mamuwalde
that is the question
they wonder why he always wear hats in the sessions
(listen up) new drink, named it after chong daughter
triple shot of 'gnac with a chaser of bong water
v a strong supporter
triple shot of 'gnac with a chaser of bong water
(i dare ya)
c'mon bring the slaughter
(y'all scared!)
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GIRLS
02:21
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(my favorite ladies...)
mary, you make me wanna eat you
everytime i see you, it's like the first time i meet you
fragrance like a flower, subtle and sweet too
seductive and whatever, it might as well be see through
like my genie in a bottle
miss could get me rich like a magaziney model
before you know it, he have her on a stroll
fresh and ripe, complexion like acapulco gold
if i had to guess, just right, not a day old
like a cradle robber, copped her off, shop a trailer-load
know the right number, you can get her
and hit it while you would've sold to the highest bidder like
fruits and berries, bring daddy loot in a hurry
just be cute, and don't worry
type to make a nigga hallucinate and admit it
then she started losing weight and letting everybody hit it
unlike ally (sometimes she gets bitter)
always kept me happy, never had a problem with her
she used to let me use her, back when i was looser
respect her until to this day and never did abuse her
i told her i'll be faithful, but she don't believe me
i probably could've been, if i'd never meet evie
she make me feel all fuzzy inside, it's loco
you won't get nowheres near her if you're broke though
kept a shorty, man, find 'em much thinner
if caught i get mad time just for touching her
knock wood, so much for hymens
so fly, she should be in the sky with diamonds
little young thing, she liked to do the tongue thing
at times, she would play hard to get, fronting
or something, she made me feel like the number one king
run into her now, and we still catch a fun fling
met her out in central park--that's one sign
had the god mentally sparked, reflecting sunshine
she said "you need to stop messing with that white girl
she fucking with your head and got your heart in a tight curl"
we messed around once or twice, but she don't know me
she helped me get money at the dunce price ot
plus she from colombia, so she really spanish
cookie known to make a cat bank account vanish
and miss hazy, older woman, mature black
everytime she sees me, i end up gettin towed back
all she want me to do is blaze it crazy
the only one complaint is, she make me too lazy
sugar-mommy laced me with the butter navy avi
just her way to make up for the headaches that she gave me
it's all gravy, when i'm done getting my mack on
ally is always there to help me get back on
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MINOR
01:38
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tripping off the beat kinda, dripping off the meat grinder
heat niner, pimping, stripping, soft sweet minor
china was a neat signer, trouble with the script
digits double dipped, bubble lipped, subtle lisp midget
borderline schizo, sort of fine tits though
pour the wine, whore to grind, quarter to nine, let's go
ever since ten eleven, glad she made a brethren
then it's last down, seven alligator seven, at the gates of heaven
knocking, no answer, slow dancer, hopeless romancer, dopest flow stanzas
yes, no? villain, metal face to destro
guess so, still incredible in escrow
just say ho! i'll test the yayo
wild west style fest, y'all best to lay low
hey bro, day glo, set the bet, pay dough
before the cheddar get away, best to get maaco
the worst hated god who perpetrated odd favors
demonstrated in the perforated rod lavers
...in all quad flavors, lord save us
still back in the game like jack lalanne
think you know the name, don't rack your brain
on a fast track to half insane
either in a slow beat or that the speed of "wrath of kane"
laughter, pain
hackthoo'ing songs lit, in the booth, with the best host
doing bong hits, on the roof, in the west coast
he's at it again
mad at the pen
glad that we win, a tad fat, in a bad hat for men
grind the cinnamon, manhattan warmongers
you can find the villain in satin, congas
the van screeches
the old man preaches
about the gold sand beaches
the cold hand reaches
for the old tan ellesse's
... jesus
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FADED
02:59
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9. |
HAVOC
01:20
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10. |
GREAT
02:15
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